I am considering taking up smoking to lose the weight I've gained from taking my anti-depressant. What has society come to?

Three more reasons to love the French

1) Audrey Tatou
2) Chanel
3) Audrey Tatou playing Chanel and holding a cigarette in this poster

Megabus Horror Stories!

Dear Megabus:

On Friday I arrived at your New York pick up location at 31st & 8th Avenue.

My bus to Philadelphia was scheduled to depart at 4:15.

I arrived at 4 PM, as you instruct your customers to do on your website.

I waited in the rain with other Philadelphia-bound passengers until our bus arrived.

It did not arrive until 5:30 PM. We did not depart until 5:45.

After our initial stop at 6th & Market our bus driver informed us he did not know how to get to stop 2, at 30th Street Station.

I understand you are cheap for a reason, Megabus, but really? Seriously?!?

I arrived in Philadelphia 2 hours later than scheduled.

My mac book isn't working because it was in my bag while I was stuck in the rain for an hour and forty-five minutes.

I would like you to suck long and hard on my dick, Megabus.

Bolt Bus,
me

FN WTH LCNSE PLTS

I've been doing tons of driving lately, which has inspired me to get a vanity license plate. This is a big decision for me- akin to getting a tattoo, in my book. I mean, I need to decide on something that I can stick with for a few years. Something flirty, cute, but also meaningful and something that really says "me!". Anyway, here are a few ideas I've been tossing around. I'd love your feedback.

1. CNDYGRL
2. TWILITE
3. IH8ASNS
4. ILVRPAT
5. HILSFAN
6. ILVFNDP
7. SMTEETH
8. BIQRIUS
9. OCTOFAN


Let me know what you think. I also came up with a few for both of you while I was brainstorming my own.

Damian
1. SKNYJNS
2. LVBLKCK
3. PRI10CHS

Alyssa
1. POLPINO
2. BLKDMND
3. MNKILLA

Hopefully we can decide on something together that can represent all of us when we're cruising around Philly in my dodge. Maybe something like "WHNYHOS"

no vowels,
me

The Sam Ronson Diet

She makes Angelina look like Kirstie Alley.

Hate.

Why can't I look airbrushed in person?

Why don't I live in Long Island? If I ever met these two in a grocery store I would immediately go home and kill myself because no experience in my life could ever top that.

http://www.dlisted.com/node/31815

HATE and not the kind that means Love.

I like to tell people I hate them when I mean I love them.

Like, "OMG, JJ, you just ate six fun dip packets - I hate you!"

But when I say I hate Megan Fox, I just mean I hate her.

Exhibit A.